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The Second Eyelock 

Accidentally making eye contact with a random person in public a second time, making things really awkward.

Effects of the second eye lock include trying not to look in the general direction of the person you locked eyes with & other general awkwardness.

The second eyelock is one of the most awkward things that can occur to you in public, apart from the Third Eyelock, which is too awkward to define.
I just made the second eyelock with this guy across the room. Now it's really awkward between us.

Eyesocket 

Used as a pronoun in reference to someone you hate with such vehemence, you would like to fuck them (or see them fucked)in the eyesocket. Usually a co-worker you hate, but are forced to work with.
"Eyesocket called me today, is there a bigger chode in the world?"

"Oh great, fucking Eyesocket is coming to join us for lunch"
Eyesocket by Du What? February 19, 2004
A name used by a person of high intelligence to insult a person who is of less than average intelligence.
Oh shut it, you ignoramous eyecock.
eyecock by Dark Butterfree August 15, 2006

Pearl Eyesocket 

an eyesocket that has been skull-fucked to the point that the eyeball has popped out and been replaced by the ejaculate
I gave that bitch a pearl eyesocket.

If you don't shape up, I'm gonna give you a pearl eyesocket.
To lick an eye like the Chinese do.
I want to eyelick you.
Eyelick by BennyKro March 18, 2014