eyecock
A name used by a person of high intelligence to insult a person who is of less than average intelligence.
eyecock by Dark Butterfree August 15, 2006
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Eyesocket
Used as a pronoun in reference to someone you hate with such vehemence, you would like to fuck them (or see them fucked)in the eyesocket. Usually a co-worker you hate, but are forced to work with.
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eyecock • Eye Cocka • Eye Cocked • Eye Cocking • eye cocktact • eye cocktail • Eyesocket • elecockitis • eyelock • hand eye cock
Pearl Eyesocket
an eyesocket that has been skull-fucked to the point that the eyeball has popped out and been replaced by the ejaculate
Pearl Eyesocket by The Dude Man April 9, 2007
The Second Eyelock
Accidentally making eye contact with a random person in public a second time, making things really awkward.
Effects of the second eye lock include trying not to look in the general direction of the person you locked eyes with & other general awkwardness.
The second eyelock is one of the most awkward things that can occur to you in public, apart from the Third Eyelock, which is too awkward to define.
Effects of the second eye lock include trying not to look in the general direction of the person you locked eyes with & other general awkwardness.
The second eyelock is one of the most awkward things that can occur to you in public, apart from the Third Eyelock, which is too awkward to define.
The Second Eyelock by awkward at life. July 27, 2016
hand eye cock
hand eye cock by Biggins546 October 4, 2016
elecockitis
Elephantitis that has infected the male penis, causing it to enlarge until it is equal to the body weight of that person, minor cases are in most black people but it is generally a rare and lucky condition.
elecockitis by MasturbationSensation February 13, 2010
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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