A homosexual baseballer that has a nice behind and a nicer pectoral with a tiny itty bitty schmekel.
Dude, look at that exsum.
by Wyatt Mason March 02, 2016
Me: Damn Exsum where did you go Friday.
Exsum: I was working out.
Exsum: Just kidding i was beating my meat.
Exsum: I was working out.
Exsum: Just kidding i was beating my meat.
by Architecture Man February 02, 2016