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A homosexual baseballer that has a nice behind and a nicer pectoral with a tiny itty bitty schmekel.
exsum by Wyatt Mason August 17, 2016
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A loving kind athlete that jacks off to hentai. He is the type of guy to go a mile for some porn.
Me: Damn Exsum where did you go Friday.
Exsum: I was working out.
Exsum: Just kidding i was beating my meat.
Exsum by Architecture Man October 6, 2016
Related Words
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exhumerated 

How Monét X Change is feeling right now
“I’m a little….exhumerated”

- Monét X Change on Sibling Rivalry
“The One About Conflict Resolution”
44:44-44:45
exhumerated by Will.B.Watching December 26, 2021
Ensume comes from the Romanian "însumi", which means myself.
Ensume is a brand name that represents that you must work for things yourself in order to accomplish them.
Person 1: - I liked his T shirt.
Person 2: - He was wearing Ensume. What a cool guy.
ensume by Designer Sus December 7, 2018

Kyle Exum 

A great YouTuber that makes skits and parody’s about his make believe family
Hey, do you watch Kyle Exum?
Kyle Exum is so funny!
Kyle Exum by Ilikedogs :) August 1, 2021
1. To be brought back into light after being in hiding for a period of time
2. To be dug out of ones grave
I am Exhumed, just a little less human and a lot more bitter and cold -Atreyu
exhumed by Bob da builder22 October 26, 2005

exsufflicate 

Only used once by Shakespeare in Othello and is guessed to mean inflated, or spat out and flyblown.
To such exsufflicate and blown surmises, matching thy inference.
exsufflicate by Lashwan December 14, 2008
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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