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Blonde monét
A blonde.. usually dumb(no offence)
Loves boys attention and drama. Very loud when it comes to boys..

She causes the drama and says

''why doesn't this drama end"
Thinks she has boobs bigger than Australia. She gets involved in a lot of things but over she's friendly yet bitchy, great hair and a good smile
Guy: why is monét in everything..drama
Monét by gucci;) October 3, 2017
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Monét is a one of a kind girl , she’s always looking towards her future and sometimes stresses herself out about that maybe she won’t be as successful as she thinks but deep down she knows she will. She loves shopping , money and her friends. Her body may not be perfect but boys love it. She is a great woman to cuff and tie down and is great in bed and is a crazy freak in bed too. She is very smart and knows what’s going on even if she pretends she doesn’t. She is really obsessed with money and how she will be rich someday , she will spend her last dollar on you she is really one to love .
“ Yo i hear Monéts make crazy money when they grow up “.

“ Yo bro those Monéts are freaks in bed “.
Monét by sookiestar88 July 27, 2019
Monet is beautiful up close and far away. She was given this name and you should respect it. She doesn't take no BULL , she loves to go shopping, money , hang out with friends, family, and of course loves attention from the boys. She sets high standards for herself but close enough for her finger tips to touch. She is so funny, caring, beautiful, smart, a perfect body, and the most beautiful smile. She is the one to call on when your sick or having a bad day. She is the best sister, aunt to be, friend , and cousin ever.
Monet can you come over please I'm not feeling well today.
Monet by I am a monet June 8, 2013
Really nice girl with a funny personality, always crazy and super chill. She has amazing eyes and perfect eyebrows, and is sweet. She loves everyone and everyone loves her. She'll help you with your problems and is a great friend. As pretty as a painting. She'll be a great girlfriend, is loyal, and extremely creative.
That girl is such a monet
Monet by Jaquielala January 13, 2012
Someone charming, adorable, and beautiful like the painting. Creative and daring, a Monet can adapt to any social group, and is usually the cool one in the room. They attract anybody who happens to be around them, and always down to have a good time.
Did you see that girl at that party? She was definitely a Monet!
Monet by lovebird254 July 29, 2010
Like Monet's paintings...Looks good from afar - but far from good close up
"See that girl over there - she's a right Monet"
Monet by Nick B March 7, 2003
(Mo-Nay, not Mo-NET.) A cool, easily annoyed person. Fun to be around, but not when they're pissed off at you. Monets need their space.
Yeah I guess Monets cool.
Yeah but not when she's pissed off.
Monet by fuzzyelmo April 10, 2009
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