Expressway

Whore; someone who is fast, dirty, and full of traffic

Midler is an expressway

by Adam Baer July 31, 2008

expressway

a highway for high-speed traffic, with few or no intersections and a divider between lanes of traffic moving differant directions

Interstate 66 is an expressway

theres your example, long enough for you>>>??!?!?!?!

by irishrepublicanarmy January 2, 2004

Surekill Expressway

A highway otherwise known as the Schuylkill Expressway,or I-76,that winds through the Philadelphia area that seems to attract all kinds of craziness and congestion similar to that of the Bermuda Triangle.

Are you taking the Surekill Expressway?

by JoeNJ2 April 24, 2011

Long Island Expressway

The main thoroughfare on Long Island. Also known as "The World's Longest Parking Lot".

I sat awn the (lawngilind) Long Island Expressway for too ahwuhs befawh I foynully mayd it tew Jeriko.

by Person McPherson September 10, 2006

aston expressway

Truely hard core road in north Birmingham, officially the A38(M). 7 lanes of mayhem, with tidal flow and no divider, which all ends up at Spaghetti Junction. Class.

The title screen of "Fifth Gear" on channel 5.

by oracle January 25, 2005

seaford oyster bay expressway 135

one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..

HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever

by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

Bangkok Expressway

verb: the act of inserting a PVC pipe into the vagina and/or anus of a willing partner and subsequently rolling Hot Wheels down the temperary "expressway".

Barry: Hey Jody it 5:00. You know what that means!
Jody: I know its rush hour. I hate heavy traffic!
Barry: Not just rush hour, its time to take a ride down the "Bangkok Expressway"!
Jody: Ooooooooooh! Just be careful because last time we had a 20 car pile up and it messed up my colonoscopy!

by BnC baconator August 5, 2010