expletination

A "colorful-adjective-spiced" verbal clarification.

The shocked parents of the little girl in the infamous "diamonds in the rough" construction-crew story probably no longer allowed her to hang out with those crude-languaged fellows due to their habitual expletinations' having given her a bad case of "potty-mouth", as well.

expletination by QuacksO August 16, 2018

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Explination

The word that stupid people use instead of explanation.

I feel the need to offer an explination for my behavior last night.

Explination by iam2eeyore September 7, 2009

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expellination

the process of being expelled

Expellination!

expellination by BluestarPro November 8, 2019

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explaination

An explanation that makes a discussed situation less plain by complicating what's apparent.

Also describes the process of looking a gift horse in the mouth and naming each tooth, after you bring it home of course. That's appreciation.

Often used by doctors, lawyers, and sociologically sane scientists for profit. (The mad ones do it just for the kicks).

When "It works, just because," is no longer an acceptable explanation due to decreased intimidation and a refusal to settle.

"I've just invented a new word!"
"Could you give me a brief explaination?"
"One day a character with a ballooned ego blew his thumb until his brain burst to which he thought 'Gee, that was fun, I wonder what else I can do? What would Jason do? Hell in a hand basket? Better quit while I'm ahead.'"
"What's the word though?"
"I thought I just explained it to you!"
*Slap*
*Bitch Slap*
*Karate Chop*
*Jedi Knife Trick*
"Free scalp!"

explaination by Ottomottopeer June 5, 2009