expander

stupid hunk of metal in someones mouth, with is often troublesome. Used to expand the width of your mouth to make space for more teeth, usually followed by braces.

mep

by you don't care August 18, 2003

Ear Expander

A term referring to an earring used to stretch your ear piercing. Examples are tapers, plugs, tunnels, and spirals.

Any jewelry used to stretch and/or maintain a stretch of your lobes is an ear expander.
A common mistake when referring to an ear expander is calling it a gauge (plural: gauges.) "Gauge" refers to a size such as 12G or 00G.
Correctly referring to your ear expanders takes you from hipster to knowledgeable body modifier.

I just bought new ear expanders.

My ear expanders are Sono wood plugs.

by JesterCunt July 12, 2014

Ass expander

An irresistible treat you KNOW is gonna go straight to your ass.

A plate of giant chocolate chip cookies sits on the table amongst a group of people.

"pass me the ass expanders please"

by Harleykat August 11, 2016

Palate Expander

A surprisingly legal torture device created by orthodontists that would be the worst way to die in the middle ages if you turned it multiple times a day, it works by turning a key in the thing to slowly expand your jaw to be wider. Is usually followed up by another legal (arguablly worse) torture device. (Braces)

"Oh shoot, I need to turn my Palate Expander tonight!" - Guy 1
"Dude, how is that thing legal?" - Guy 2

by babyjohn991 October 25, 2024

explander

Travel to or explore a new and non-touristy destination.

I plan to explander Bhutan after covid19 ends. Anyone been there?

by rzatz December 28, 2020

expandex

body-hugging clothing worn by extremely overweight people

At the end of his career, Elvis fit in perfectly in Vegas with those cheesy sunglasses and his rhinestone-covered expandex

by Carl Brutanadilewski December 16, 2009

Expanded and enhanced

Sarcastic expression for when something is worse than claimed. Originated from the cringe "Grand Theft Auto V Expanded and Enhanced" announcement

How is the new version of the project? It's expanded and enhanced, you'll love it.

by TheBoxyBear September 17, 2021