exired

1-The condition of being exhausted and tired, all at once.

2-More than tired, more than exhausted.

3-Condition of extreme fatigue when you temporarily become
derranged, forget how to talk (not remember certain
words or how to pronounce them), get confused easily,
hallucinate, talk to trees or mailboxes, babbble
randomly, find normal things hillarious for no reason,
or even smellucinate.

3-(Exhausted + Tired)

"Back-to-back double shifts, 80 hours in two days, no
sleep, no rest, not enough coffee, man, I am so exired!"

exired by goodcop8 August 13, 2007

Exited 

The state of being so excited that, you foget to use the letter "C" or when your smartphone autocorrects you.

is it bad that my mother is exited and cant wait to see korn?! hahahaa!!! I love my mommy♥

Exited by Archetype121 December 10, 2012

Exredacterate 

To lessen (something) beyond the bounds or the truth: understate.

I wanted to exredacterate how long my homework took to impress my teacher.

Exredacterate by Crytera May 13, 2013

Expired

When someone doesn't understand something the first time and you don't fell like repeating it...you say : Expired

Shakwanna: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. haha
Devon: What? I don't get it
Shakwanna: Expired !

Expired by DevonBrah October 11, 2011

expired__m1lk 

The most sexiest man to ever walk the Earth. The gayest and most hottest person.

This:

"Have you heard of expired__m1lk?"
"No, who are they?"
"He's the sexiest man to ever walk the Earth!"

expired__m1lk by richie toizer is gay July 5, 2021

excredibably 

When you have no idea how to spell incredibly so you try to play it off to sound edgy

I’m so excredibably jealous that I can’t even spell it right

excredibably by Sup_peoples July 7, 2018

expired nudes 

Nudes that are therefor out of date

Even though she was 15 , those expired nudes are amazing!

expired nudes by Bob man meyers March 1, 2017