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cummed and nutted aggresively

i excired at the hot girl on omegle

excired by poopeeboy September 25, 2020

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excired

cum and nutted agressively

i excired at the hot girl on omegle

excired by poopeeboy September 25, 2020

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excired • excited • expired • Exciteddd • expired__m1lk • Expired coupons • Expired Milk • ..excited.char • excireh • Excitedddss

We so excited

Classic line in the ever so famous "Friday" by Rebecca Black.

Girl #1: "Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, we we we so excited, we so excited"
Me: "What is this; I don't even..."

We so excited by woodsy91 March 30, 2011

Expired

When someone doesn't understand something the first time and you don't fell like repeating it...you say : Expired

Shakwanna: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. haha
Devon: What? I don't get it
Shakwanna: Expired !

Expired by DevonBrah October 11, 2011

Excited

The word that no one can spell on the internet.

I'm so exited about my vacation!

Excited, not exited, dumbass.

Excited by latiaslatios May 10, 2017

expired__m1lk

The most sexiest man to ever walk the Earth. The gayest and most hottest person.

This:

"Have you heard of expired__m1lk?"
"No, who are they?"
"He's the sexiest man to ever walk the Earth!"

expired__m1lk by richie toizer is gay July 5, 2021

As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

very, very, very, excited

"Dude, this concert is gonna kick ass"
"Yeah, I'm as excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks by Kooks January 14, 2007

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026