A condition afflicting a newly single woman, in which all the annoying attributes of her exboyfriend that she ignored while dating him are magnified by 10 after they break up. She finds spending any amount of time around him unbearable. Symptoms include: excessive bitching, muttering expletives under her breath, picking apart everything her ex says, and extremely annoyed friends. The only cure for exboyfrienditis is distance from the source of the disease.
"UGH Brad is such a pretentious asshole. He thinks he's god's fucking gift to humanity!"
"Whoa, chill out. You've just got a bad case of exboyfrienditis."
Pretty much any of one's exboyfriends. They are all evil or they wouldn't be exes. If you start re-dating one of them, don't say I didn't warn you. Do as I say, not as I do.
"My evil exboyfriend spread rumors that I was stalking him to make himself look desirable."
Typically referring to an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife (and her lady parts), now also refers to an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who was an XBox addict.
I'm so glad ExBox moved out. Now I don't have to hear his gaming noise anymore. No shouting at other players who camped him, no more pounding on the desk that's breaking because of his XBox rage problem, and no more zombie or warfare noises coming from the next room giving me nightmares. Now he is free to start his dream of becoming a professional poker player based on his vast success playing with fake money against soccer moms. B'Bye ExBox!!! Hello Peace!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!