exbo

Exbo means go fuck yourself

Hey jimmy exbo

by It’s yo bo October 24, 2017

Exboyfrienditis

A condition afflicting a newly single woman, in which all the annoying attributes of her exboyfriend that she ignored while dating him are magnified by 10 after they break up. She finds spending any amount of time around him unbearable. Symptoms include: excessive bitching, muttering expletives under her breath, picking apart everything her ex says, and extremely annoyed friends. The only cure for exboyfrienditis is distance from the source of the disease.

"UGH Brad is such a pretentious asshole. He thinks he's god's fucking gift to humanity!"

"Whoa, chill out. You've just got a bad case of exboyfrienditis."

by Shiksa_Goddess August 27, 2009

EXbox

A former girlfriend or hookup's vagina aka box that you used to play with but got tired of or it became obsolete due to various reasons.

Dane: Brandon was playing with his exbox last night.

Dad: I thought you got rid of that thing?

Brandon: I did but I was drunk and decided to plug it in and play it again.

See also: Penalty Box

by thekid2009 January 23, 2009

exbocks

The word exbocks is used to describe something huge, or at least bigger that it needs to be. This term was coined after Microsoft's X-BOX console.

"Man, I don't get what people see in the Hummer H2, it strikes me as exbocks."

by TheAvacadoMightier July 2, 2004

evil exboyfriend

Pretty much any of one's exboyfriends. They are all evil or they wouldn't be exes. If you start re-dating one of them, don't say I didn't warn you. Do as I say, not as I do.

"My evil exboyfriend spread rumors that I was stalking him to make himself look desirable."

by cori777 May 25, 2009

exbox

(n) Your ex-girlfriend's vaginia.

Guy1: Hey bro, can I play with your exbox?
Guy2: Sure why not. That shit is whack, I couldn't play Madden on it.

by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007

ExBox

Typically referring to an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife (and her lady parts), now also refers to an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who was an XBox addict.

I'm so glad ExBox moved out. Now I don't have to hear his gaming noise anymore. No shouting at other players who camped him, no more pounding on the desk that's breaking because of his XBox rage problem, and no more zombie or warfare noises coming from the next room giving me nightmares. Now he is free to start his dream of becoming a professional poker player based on his vast success playing with fake money against soccer moms. B'Bye ExBox!!! Hello Peace!

by TryingToBeAGrownUp September 11, 2009