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Exboyfrienditis 

A condition afflicting a newly single woman, in which all the annoying attributes of her exboyfriend that she ignored while dating him are magnified by 10 after they break up. She finds spending any amount of time around him unbearable. Symptoms include: excessive bitching, muttering expletives under her breath, picking apart everything her ex says, and extremely annoyed friends. The only cure for exboyfrienditis is distance from the source of the disease.
"UGH Brad is such a pretentious asshole. He thinks he's god's fucking gift to humanity!"

"Whoa, chill out. You've just got a bad case of exboyfrienditis."
Exboyfrienditis by Shiksa_Goddess August 27, 2009
A former girlfriend or hookup's vagina aka box that you used to play with but got tired of or it became obsolete due to various reasons.
Dane: Brandon was playing with his exbox last night.

Dad: I thought you got rid of that thing?

Brandon: I did but I was drunk and decided to plug it in and play it again.

See also: Penalty Box
EXbox by thekid2009 January 23, 2009
The word exbocks is used to describe something huge, or at least bigger that it needs to be. This term was coined after Microsoft's X-BOX console.
"Man, I don't get what people see in the Hummer H2, it strikes me as exbocks."
exbocks by TheAvacadoMightier July 2, 2004

evil exboyfriend

Pretty much any of one's exboyfriends. They are all evil or they wouldn't be exes. If you start re-dating one of them, don't say I didn't warn you. Do as I say, not as I do.
"My evil exboyfriend spread rumors that I was stalking him to make himself look desirable."
evil exboyfriend by cori777 May 25, 2009
(n) Your ex-girlfriend's vaginia.
Guy1: Hey bro, can I play with your exbox?
Guy2: Sure why not. That shit is whack, I couldn't play Madden on it.
exbox by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007
Typically referring to an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife (and her lady parts), now also refers to an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who was an XBox addict.
I'm so glad ExBox moved out. Now I don't have to hear his gaming noise anymore. No shouting at other players who camped him, no more pounding on the desk that's breaking because of his XBox rage problem, and no more zombie or warfare noises coming from the next room giving me nightmares. Now he is free to start his dream of becoming a professional poker player based on his vast success playing with fake money against soccer moms. B'Bye ExBox!!! Hello Peace!
ExBox by TryingToBeAGrownUp September 11, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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