exastrobate

big, like loud bad

my my, i cannot believe how exastrobated i was last night?

by katie the legend of wordz August 13, 2021

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate

Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.

by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

Exasturbate

When you are horny, and someone near you is only making it worse, often on purpose, with no chance of imminent release.

I was driving with a girl, with half a stock already, and she continued to exasturbate the situation by talking about her boobs.

by Lord_Setesh January 3, 2009

Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.

She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.

by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022

Exasturbate

(v.) A form of masturbation that undoubtedly causes a negative impact on an already terrible scenario.

Root words:

masturbate, exacerbate

During Fred's father's funeral, his mother caught him exasturbating during the funeral reception.

Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.

by sol sixxa May 23, 2010

exasterbate

when 4 or more strippers masturbate at the same time on your face.

I blacked out on my twenty first birthday in Thialand and woke up exasterbated.

by chadwicked1311 August 4, 2010

exasturbate

When one's longstanding and upsetting non-sex life is addressed through masturbation, which, instead of offering relief or escape, exacerbates the situation, by reminding the person he/she is all he he/she has and likely will ever have.

After the supermodel party had ended, Hamish, as always, returning home alone, took matters into his own hand, as always. The production said and done -- looking around at his filth-nest of an apartment, the mountain of unwashed laundry, the tatty Led Zeppelin posters and the soiled sheets -- it provided no relief, proving only to exasturbate the awful finality, the unending and grave awareness of his apparent lot in life.

by McChampers October 20, 2011