ewtard

when someone is so retarded to the point it makes you say "ew"

teammate: "guys how do you play fortnite"
you: "omfg you are so an ewtard rn... wdym how do you play FORTNITE"

by Not Rxvan December 13, 2019

etard twitch

When you're an etard you will have certain twitches that you will do very often. You won't notice them, but others will.

person 1 : "Why does Chris keep moving his fingers?"

person 2 : "It's just his etard twitch"

by afdhskdhljf June 17, 2010

eWard

An Award given to a person or group of people gained through the internet.
eWards go to recognition of the contributions and impact that electronic new communicative technologies have made on World Wide WebWWW.com.
eWard's are granted to exemplary talented person or institution making outstanding innovation achievement that make a positive impact in the digital field.(Designers,people,gamers the art & advertising entertainment,animation).

Urban Dictionary has just been eWarded World Best Website 2007 for the 5th year running,the Dictionary beening constantly in top 200(ranked 169)since 1999 and reaches unique global audiences 10 million monthly vistors traffic to gain the eWard certificate.

by mohair September 4, 2007

etardation

Effects suffered from consuming too much ecstacy. These include mental sluggishness, slurring, unable to think clearly, making silly mistakes at work, not understanding simple tasks, etc.

The subject had two massive nights in a row and was suffering severe etardation as a result

by Drew43 October 7, 2008

eTarded

The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.

"Man, I shouldn't have partied so hard last night.. I feel so eTarded."

by Mia Pia March 30, 2007

etarded

Etarded is what your are the day after you do E (MDMA). YOu tend to get light headed, and your brain feels very spend.

I was rolling so hard yesterday. Now im so etarded.

by Im etarded right now August 1, 2004

Extard

1 A person who has overcome his retardedness.

2 Also used to make fun of someone dumb who has achieved greatness in their studies, exams, etc.

1 Doctor: ma'am, we have finally cured your brother's mental retardation...he is now officially an extard.

2 John: we can finally say that that dumbass Mike is an extard. He actually passed an exam!!

by Vass Zaitsev August 1, 2009