An ewoch is the complete opposite of a chode. It’s a penis that is incredibly long and extremely skinny. Ewochs tend to not gain any size when erect but merely become hard and upright.
Ben: Dude look at that. His cock is like 7 inches floppy, and its really skinny.
Tim: I know. It’s called a ewoch, And im proud of it.
Tim: I know. It’s called a ewoch, And im proud of it.
by J shizzle3000 June 12, 2008
Get the ewoch mug.the best fucking shopping centre in glasgow. if you find yourself in this place just know, you are in fucking heaven. there are three floors in st Enoch and they are as follows
Ground floor “The warzone”
On the ground floor of St Enoch there is nothing to fucking do but get soaked by water guns from the neds that primarily stand on the middle floor. Out of all the floors despite it being called the warzone it is probably the most peaceful out of all the foors.
2nd Floor “Neds and Slags”
Ah the second floor, the most horrific floor of St Enoch. The second floor is home to the neds that are almost 100% carrying a blade or some other medieval weapon to slash anybody who dares to get “wide” with them but we all know they will do absolutely nada and just do it to look cool. Also on this floor is home to the slags. Now, all they slags do is just stand there waiting for one of the neds to walk past them so they can pop the question of “wits ur snap yer hot” which almost never happens but when it does, there is a large and very noticeable moaning sound coming from the bathrooms on the third floor.
The third Floor “shag den”
Now the third floor of St Enoch is where 96% of all teenage pregnancies in Scotland occur, due to the fact that these fishy 14 year old girls get way to horny and just shag a ned in the girls cubicles.
St Enoch is truly a wonderful place and where most boys get their cock touched for the first time and im fucking proud of it
Ground floor “The warzone”
On the ground floor of St Enoch there is nothing to fucking do but get soaked by water guns from the neds that primarily stand on the middle floor. Out of all the floors despite it being called the warzone it is probably the most peaceful out of all the foors.
2nd Floor “Neds and Slags”
Ah the second floor, the most horrific floor of St Enoch. The second floor is home to the neds that are almost 100% carrying a blade or some other medieval weapon to slash anybody who dares to get “wide” with them but we all know they will do absolutely nada and just do it to look cool. Also on this floor is home to the slags. Now, all they slags do is just stand there waiting for one of the neds to walk past them so they can pop the question of “wits ur snap yer hot” which almost never happens but when it does, there is a large and very noticeable moaning sound coming from the bathrooms on the third floor.
The third Floor “shag den”
Now the third floor of St Enoch is where 96% of all teenage pregnancies in Scotland occur, due to the fact that these fishy 14 year old girls get way to horny and just shag a ned in the girls cubicles.
St Enoch is truly a wonderful place and where most boys get their cock touched for the first time and im fucking proud of it
Kacey the slag: “hawl st Enoch is a great place tae get yer hole lets go there”
“Leah the slag: “oft aye lets go get some dick”
“Leah the slag: “oft aye lets go get some dick”
by topshagger55554 July 1, 2022
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Enoch is a name given to a christian he is nice, caring and charming .Enoch can be annoying at times.he is know for many things e.g. sports.he can do anything you ask him to do.people like him because he is funny especially girls .The name Enoch is not popular and that's what makes him unique. To all the guys there be careful because he can steal your girl at any time.He doesn't need a pencil or a paper however he can still draw your attention.
by Victor simz January 17, 2018
Get the Enoch mug.As I watched the guy get cut in half in the first clip of the movie Saw, I thought to myself, "..ewch."
by Kelly Kennedy February 15, 2009
Get the ewch mug.A sweet guy who tries to make everyone feel good about themselves no matter what. He is usually talented in some kind of sport or musical instrument, and he does it purely for fun, not just to get the girls. Naturally, girls like him anyway. (His good looks help too!)
Girl: *writes a love letter*
Girl: *leaves it someplace for Enoch to find*
Enoch: *reads letter*
(He is clearly not interested but he doesn't want to hurt the girl's feelings. Awkward silence ensues.)
Later, they meet in the hallway.
Enoch: Um, thanks...*smiles in the cutest way possible*
Girl: *blushes uncontrollably* (thinking) OMG OMG HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!
Girl: *leaves it someplace for Enoch to find*
Enoch: *reads letter*
(He is clearly not interested but he doesn't want to hurt the girl's feelings. Awkward silence ensues.)
Later, they meet in the hallway.
Enoch: Um, thanks...*smiles in the cutest way possible*
Girl: *blushes uncontrollably* (thinking) OMG OMG HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!
by 1plus1DoesNotEqualPotato September 12, 2016
Get the Enoch mug.A person that views every blip in the weather, every heat wave, every rain-storm, hurricane, blizzard or lack there of as a sign from the evironment as proof of global warming. Much like a person that gets regular aches and pains in their body and then assumes they have cancer, heart-disease, rabies, scabies, bird flu, and the like...
Person 1: This August heat wave is so hot, it must be global warming!
Person 2: When I was a kid we just called it "summer" you ecochondriac!
Person 2: When I was a kid we just called it "summer" you ecochondriac!
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Tim and Dave are driving down the road talking about what happened the night before as pass by a couple walking to the corner, one punk looking guy and a hot girl.
Tim: "What is that over there, she looks good."
Dave: "I just don't get it, what the hell is she doing with emochode. It just makes no damn sense."
Tim: "Dude, its an emochode. Classic!"
Tim: "What is that over there, she looks good."
Dave: "I just don't get it, what the hell is she doing with emochode. It just makes no damn sense."
Tim: "Dude, its an emochode. Classic!"
by Shaft99999 July 24, 2009
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