Ecochondriac

A person that views every blip in the weather, every heat wave, every rain-storm, hurricane, blizzard or lack there of as a sign from the evironment as proof of global warming. Much like a person that gets regular aches and pains in their body and then assumes they have cancer, heart-disease, rabies, scabies, bird flu, and the like...

Person 1: This August heat wave is so hot, it must be global warming!

Person 2: When I was a kid we just called it "summer" you ecochondriac!

Ecochondriac by Tim Allen! September 14, 2008

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ecochondriac

Believing that the presence of humans on the planet is a fundamental mistake and any human endeavor will cause ecological disaster.

If you exhale CO2 and feel guilty about it, you may be an ecochondriac.

ecochondriac by Zorroskye August 27, 2016

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Ecochondriac • echondriac • Epichondriac

echondriac

A person who claims to have every medical symptom or condition they ever discover on the internet.
Same as a hypochondriac, but gets it from reading websites, blogs, social media sites.

Her: OMG! I'm always tired and my crotch itches...this blog says that means I have diabetes!
No, wait. This next blog says it means lupus. I bet I have both!
Him: You are such an echondriac.... the doctor just said you are in perfect health.

echondriac by capunrk August 31, 2013

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Epichondriac

One who suffers from epichondria, insisting that everything that is even the least bit interesting is "EPIC!"

Andrea: OMG! This wine is so EPIC! It's almost as epic as that bottle yesterday!

Adam: Dude, you're such an epichondriac!

Epichondriac by aldeaem September 1, 2009

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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