ewese
ewese by Lostrat128? May 1, 2022
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eyesexing
To lock eyes with someone, and in that moment of connection, undoubtedly knowing you two both wanna get freaky.
eyesexing by Yukimura Hina May 29, 2010
Faux-enese
Faux-enese
foh-en-neez, -nees
noun, plural Faux-enese.
1. The standard language of nearly every country around the world. (The exceptions are China, Korea and those type of countries.) Based on the speech of Beijing; mandarin. Faux-enese is generally only spoken in a conversation in which a person may be describing what a person of Chinese, Korean, etc. descent might say. It is said to be one of the easiest languages to learn.
2. A group of languages of the pseudo-fabrication family, including standard Faux-enese and most of the other languages of each and every language.
foh-en-neez, -nees
noun, plural Faux-enese.
1. The standard language of nearly every country around the world. (The exceptions are China, Korea and those type of countries.) Based on the speech of Beijing; mandarin. Faux-enese is generally only spoken in a conversation in which a person may be describing what a person of Chinese, Korean, etc. descent might say. It is said to be one of the easiest languages to learn.
2. A group of languages of the pseudo-fabrication family, including standard Faux-enese and most of the other languages of each and every language.
1. 'So I was in the sports shop just testing the speed and incline limits on the treadmills, when I heard, "Harro" that came from a short, visually impaired, smooth skinned, baby faced man as he emerged from the table tennis isle. Next, he said something that I will just never forget. He was like, "Ching chong, ch ch ching nee how cow sup". And we just stared at eachother for what felt like the longest of moments. And then I remembered that I had taken a few extra complementary chopsticks when I had sushi for lunch earlier. So I broke away from the stare and offered him a pair of chopsticks from my handbag. I bowed to him and he did a single wax off, and we turned and went our separate ways.'
"Wow, cool story Hansel. You told it well and your accent and Faux-enese were flawless."
2. "Is Philippines part of Malaysia?"
-'No. They're two different countries in Asia.'
"Oh Asia. That's what I meant. I just thought Asia was just short for Malaysia. And they're all like, 'Ning chi pong. Ning wa chi. Arigato samurai. Chinky chink toiret.'"
-'I didn't know you spoke Faux-enese.'
"Wow, cool story Hansel. You told it well and your accent and Faux-enese were flawless."
2. "Is Philippines part of Malaysia?"
-'No. They're two different countries in Asia.'
"Oh Asia. That's what I meant. I just thought Asia was just short for Malaysia. And they're all like, 'Ning chi pong. Ning wa chi. Arigato samurai. Chinky chink toiret.'"
-'I didn't know you spoke Faux-enese.'
Faux-enese by PenwaTboneDeeCee June 9, 2016
Eyesex
To lock eyes with someone, and in that moment of connection, undoubtedly knowing you two both wanna get freaky.
Eesen
Eesen has the biggest batty in the universe. This is evident due to his batty pics that broke the internet.
He is a bottom but he makes it work.
He is courageous, outgoing and funny.
A bit of a dumbass and will flash one of Elon Musk's satellites thinking he'll end up on Google Earth.
He attracts all the boys and girls but rejects all of them because he knows his worth Xxx.
Got some blue going on! I don't know, I like a little edge, a little pop in my hair so I wanted to add something different especially for the Teen Vogue Party.
He is a bottom but he makes it work.
He is courageous, outgoing and funny.
A bit of a dumbass and will flash one of Elon Musk's satellites thinking he'll end up on Google Earth.
He attracts all the boys and girls but rejects all of them because he knows his worth Xxx.
Got some blue going on! I don't know, I like a little edge, a little pop in my hair so I wanted to add something different especially for the Teen Vogue Party.
Eesen by your main bitchh April 23, 2020
Emese
She is the most Beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She is a very tall blonde girl and is very nice. Everyone will want to be friends with a girl like her. An Emese is so awesome and cool and fun to be around.
She is so Beautiful, she is such an Emese!
Emese by Theryleesnaith February 24, 2017
eyeservice
When an employee pretends to be working hard only when his boss is watching. Basically, he starts working only when the boss comes walking by..
Jim had the ultimate sinecure. As a call center worker for a company that more resembled the governmental bureaucracy than a competitive firm, he got to play Yahoo Checkers all day, and whenever his boss came by he switched to eyeservice mode, quickly pressing alt+tab and staring at a spreadsheet, while saying "Hmmm... we've logged 37% today and ... uhh... oh hi Sir, I hope you're having a splendid day!"
Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"
Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."
Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "
Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "
Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"
Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."
Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "
Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "
eyeservice by Adel7 September 4, 2007