1. a man usually over the age of 65 years old who pretends that he was in the military when he, in reality, was only a park ranger.
2. also tends to ramble on about the past and/or about their numerous state titles in the sports of baseball,football,or wrestling. And claim to have NEVER had a losing season.
3. this person also has never been acknowledged by anyone else for their "accomplishments"
4. a man who gets kicked out of their house by their "wife" most likely for their insanity. Usually forced to sleep in the teachers lounge or the janitor's closet. They also shower in the boy's locker room during their stay at the school.
1. Give me four for the core! 1-2-3-4 WE LOVEEE THE MARINE CORE!


2. Lewandowski: "Kids,if bad guys with assault weapons ever are outside those windows...we gotta be ready for them. It is myyy job to get you all out of here safely!"
by Bill Larry Mulcahey February 15, 2009
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A Lewandowski is a dog turd that’s been pushed out, but is still connected to the dog’s anus by a hair.
Rover was shunned at the dog park because of his dangling lewandowski.
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