pewandowski

A finished polish man who lives in the penalty area that also ghosts against big games. He will never see him against a big club. He is the notorious The ghost of Poland Pewandowski

Joe: my girlfriend didn't appear at our date at a fancy restaurant

Joe 2: your girlfriend is pewandowski?

by Pessi X Penaldo April 2, 2023

Robert lewandowski

An absolute goal machine for the best club in the world bayern munchen also is married to a very pretty but scary karete women anna lewandowski and has to beautiful children klara and lara

Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or

Hey yo

Yea

Heard of robert lewandowski

Who hasnt

by Mason mount lover 100 November 8, 2020

Giving Lewandowski

Licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating.

I once walked in on @CLewandowski_ licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating. That’s why eating dog ass is called “giving Lewandowski.”

by Daemien Moo June 22, 2018

Lewandowski

The best last name in history.

John Smith: LEWANDOWSKI!

Joe Lewandowski: What?!?

John Smith: Nothing. I just love saying you name.

Joe Lewandowski: Yeah, it's awsome.

by Lewandowski,name,last,surname, October 16, 2008

Lewandowski

A baller of a player who ranks highest in footballing attributes and lowest in Luck.
His luck so bad, the Ballon D'or gets cancelled when he was to win. And the next year where he should have been given the justice by getting his due reward, he lost the award to, well, Messi. In India, we call it 'PANAUTI'

Bhai, job chali gayi. Ladki bhi chali gai. Kisiki LEWANDOWSKI lag gai hai.

by a123a123a December 1, 2021

Plandowski

Plandowski is a term for a person who is only in love with the thought of being in love.
And ignites flames of passion to open them up for better options.

God he just pulled a Plandowski on her to get attention from others.

by Devil'sReject1968 November 28, 2021

plandowski

Plandowski// a term for a pound off Fuck boy.

"Plandowski"//A good looking man that is vengeful.

by Devil'sReject1968 November 28, 2021