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an amazing women who can do any thing if she wanted to.
"man rosa parks was such a evylyn"said steve
evylyn by kratos's mom December 10, 2013
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Évelyne Brochu 

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014
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evelynbreezy 

Evelynbreezy is a very beautiful gamer girl she loves playing games and she’s a great fortnite buddy she’s also hard to keep because no guy can’t be on her level!
Evelynbreezy is a great gamer
evelynbreezy by Thereälturth February 16, 2019
A sweet but cool girl. She can be a little crazy but she is also really cute. She can either be really short or really tall, no inbetween. She is kind to everyone. You might mistake her kindness with flirting though. Don't make her mad though. Cause she will find revenge. Her hilariousness is often mistaken for insane actions. Evelyns are truly the best friend you will ever have.
Person: Wow she is so funny but crazy! Not to mention cute!
Person 2: She must be an Evelyn!
Evelyn by mynameiskawaiikat February 2, 2017
Beautiful, nice, loyal, funny, unique, weird(in a good way), intelligent, and a bit loud. with all these characteristics she is easily one of the best people on earth:p
Evelyn by puppyluver4446554 March 30, 2017
A girl with an amazing features. If you ever sad or feel lonley talk to an Evelyn. She will always have your back on your bad days and good days. She is an amazing friend to hangout with an Evelyn would never let you down. An Evelyn is often in really bad situations. She goes to depression or anxiety ,but knows how to handle it. She can be really sad at times ,but always wears a bright big smile on her face. She clearly doesn't let no one get in her way. Evelyn's often fall in love easily ,but attracts boys. She is sometimes a badass ,but otherwise she is an amazing, wonderful, caring and cool girlfriend. She also likes playing some sports like soccer or football she can be very good a it and would like to play all the time she likes having fun with her friends. I'm warning you if you ever date an Evelyn never let her go ever. She would care for you if you ever need her so boys. Warning: Don't Ever Let Her Go.

If you ever let her go you will regret having a cool girlfriend. Evelyn's are also full of surprises and can even cheer you up when you need it. They are pretty beautiful and gorgeous. You are lucky to have an Evelyn as a cool friend or girlfriend.
Boy 1 (5 boys) one of them: Have you seen Evelyn
Boy 2 : Yea she been looking hot asf

Boy 3: I wish she was my girlfriend

Boy 4: She is perfect for me she even plays sports like soccer

All of them: She is so hot🔥
Evelyn by Emma Johns November 23, 2017
A creative, beautiful, intelegent, talented girl who can make every one smile even on her worst days. Makes every moment with her special. She falls inlove easly, she makes you feel that your never to young to have fun. Shes good but shes bad. If you get her mad, she know the best way to get revenge. She dosent listen to anyone who dosent encourage her to do whatever she wants to do. Loves to explore and live like in a movie.
Person 1: shes like a devil and and angel

Person 2: yeah shes like and Evelyne
Evelyne by Sweatevyl October 1, 2014
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