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evilutionist 

A derogatory word for someone who believes in evolution, methodological naturalism, and possibly metaphysical naturalism.
Those who allow evilutionist propaganda in schools will burn in hell!
evilutionist by spline December 25, 2007

TNT Evilution 

The other half of Final Doom, released in 1996, this 32 level megawad was designed by Team TNT. This for Doom II.
TNT Evilution was a pain in the ass.
TNT Evilution by Ya Boi B October 16, 2018

Evilution 

e-vil-u-tion:

A gradual process in which the nature of an organism is altered to attain a state of "evil"
Recent rise of unethical behaviour can be accredited to the inevitability of human evilution.
Evilution by n1ro February 21, 2011

Evilution 

A corruption of the word evolution primarily used online by creationist theists who are ignorant of what evolution actually is. Evilution is most often used in an attempt to portray evolution as negative and anti-religion and can generally be considered a sign that the person using it wouldn't know the difference between a genome and a g-spot.
Creationist: "Evilution has never been proved, it's all a secular lie invented by Darwin to avoid God! You'll burn in Hell for believing in evilution LOLZ!"
Evilution by DawkinsDog November 19, 2011

evilpoonani 

evilpoonani being a box that has taken on the persona of satan.
The antichrist in the form of a womans vagina
the earth was torn apart and fire rained from the skies - it was the coming of the evilpoonani
evilpoonani by shane aisbett June 25, 2004
an angry jewish pie sent from the depths of jew-hell to gay up irc
<evilpie> someone needs to write an entry about me
evilpie by PigsCantFly August 3, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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