Evilution

e-vil-u-tion:

A gradual process in which the nature of an organism is altered to attain a state of "evil"

Recent rise of unethical behaviour can be accredited to the inevitability of human evilution.

by n1ro February 21, 2011

Evilution

A corruption of the word evolution primarily used online by creationist theists who are ignorant of what evolution actually is. Evilution is most often used in an attempt to portray evolution as negative and anti-religion and can generally be considered a sign that the person using it wouldn't know the difference between a genome and a g-spot.

Creationist: "Evilution has never been proved, it's all a secular lie invented by Darwin to avoid God! You'll burn in Hell for believing in evilution LOLZ!"

by DawkinsDog November 19, 2011

evilution

the birth of evil, scattered all over the world, or concentrated in one person.

"there was a great unbalance in the good willing, and in the wrong. It was the beginning of the evilution."

by cody james williams February 16, 2008

evilution

Cliche used in various forms of fiction (usually of the science fiction genre) where a mad scientist type character is trying to force humanity to evolve through unethical means, or into some kind of posthuman monster race.

Doctor Mercer trying to help propagate the Necromorphs was part of the evilution cliche in Dead Space.

by Zed1331 March 24, 2009

TNT Evilution

The other half of Final Doom, released in 1996, this 32 level megawad was designed by Team TNT. This for Doom II.

TNT Evilution was a pain in the ass.

by Ya Boi B October 16, 2018

exolution

exolution = exodus + evolution; or

exolution = exodus + revolution; or

exolution = exodus + solution; hence

exolution indicates a movement away from stagnant way of doing business and toward a creative, global, and holistic approach to business.

What we need here is more than a mere solution, more than an evolution--even a revolution is not enough. Let us all plunging out, starting an all-out exolution.

by infomillionaire November 9, 2009

Vaginal Eviction

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.

My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014