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The state of being evil while being cute
That puppy is so evilute
Evilute by Spelldemon July 11, 2017
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When evolve is too simple minded of a word so people of a higher consciousness and those of a higher intellect use Evolute.
XXXTENTACION : You evolute in mind, you evolute as far as your age, you evolute physically .. mentally. If you are evoluting physically and you are not evoluting mentally, you are not doing the right thing.
Evolute by Nico Santana January 17, 2018

evilutionist 

A derogatory word for someone who believes in evolution, methodological naturalism, and possibly metaphysical naturalism.
Those who allow evilutionist propaganda in schools will burn in hell!
evilutionist by spline December 25, 2007

TNT Evilution 

The other half of Final Doom, released in 1996, this 32 level megawad was designed by Team TNT. This for Doom II.
TNT Evilution by Ya Boi B October 16, 2018

Evilution 

e-vil-u-tion:

A gradual process in which the nature of an organism is altered to attain a state of "evil"
Recent rise of unethical behaviour can be accredited to the inevitability of human evilution.
Evilution by n1ro February 21, 2011

Evilution 

A corruption of the word evolution primarily used online by creationist theists who are ignorant of what evolution actually is. Evilution is most often used in an attempt to portray evolution as negative and anti-religion and can generally be considered a sign that the person using it wouldn't know the difference between a genome and a g-spot.
Creationist: "Evilution has never been proved, it's all a secular lie invented by Darwin to avoid God! You'll burn in Hell for believing in evilution LOLZ!"
Evilution by DawkinsDog November 19, 2011
To evolve towards something
We must evolute our minds towards purpose
Evolute by asspimple October 2, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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