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When evolve is too simple minded of a word so people of a higher consciousness and those of a higher intellect use Evolute.
XXXTENTACION : You evolute in mind, you evolute as far as your age, you evolute physically .. mentally. If you are evoluting physically and you are not evoluting mentally, you are not doing the right thing.
Evolute by Nico Santana January 17, 2018

evilutionist 

A derogatory word for someone who believes in evolution, methodological naturalism, and possibly metaphysical naturalism.
Those who allow evilutionist propaganda in schools will burn in hell!
evilutionist by spline December 25, 2007

TNT Evilution 

The other half of Final Doom, released in 1996, this 32 level megawad was designed by Team TNT. This for Doom II.
TNT Evilution by Ya Boi B October 16, 2018

Evilution 

e-vil-u-tion:

A gradual process in which the nature of an organism is altered to attain a state of "evil"
Recent rise of unethical behaviour can be accredited to the inevitability of human evilution.
Evilution by n1ro February 21, 2011

Evilution 

A corruption of the word evolution primarily used online by creationist theists who are ignorant of what evolution actually is. Evilution is most often used in an attempt to portray evolution as negative and anti-religion and can generally be considered a sign that the person using it wouldn't know the difference between a genome and a g-spot.
Creationist: "Evilution has never been proved, it's all a secular lie invented by Darwin to avoid God! You'll burn in Hell for believing in evilution LOLZ!"
Evilution by DawkinsDog November 19, 2011
To evolve towards something
We must evolute our minds towards purpose
Evolute by asspimple October 2, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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