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towniespeak, to look at somebody in a bad way, most commonly used as an excuse to start a fight
A "girl she is giving me evils!!! hey you! you got beef wi' me or summink?!!!"

B "no, just just lost my contact lens..."

A "what?!! you callin' me a liar now???!!! don't you go direspectin' me!!! i'm gonna smash your ugly fucking face in, you dirty little whore!!!!!!"

B *is not a townie and therefore *runs away**



(and yes, i have seen that happen before...)
evils by itcreaks June 29, 2004
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A look you give someone you believe to be a worthless piece of shit. Commonly dishes out to let someone know you would like to stove their melon in.

Thesaurus: Salty look, stink eye.
Rowd boi 1 - Who's that lemon over there giving me the evils?

Rowd boi 2 -Think it's that girl we spitroasted's fiancé.

Rowd boi 1 - Oh...
Evils by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016

the lesser of two evils

when one is presented with 2 bad choices. the person chooses the one that has less of a consequence.
my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils
the lesser of two evils by Rocky.L August 19, 2008

giving me the evils 

Giving someone the " evil eye". Looking at someone in a way that makes them feel scared, guilty or patronised
He saw me steal the burger last night. He's giving me the evils
giving me the evils by crae November 18, 2013

the lesser of two evils

Pick the lesser of two evils all you want, it's still evil.

Mixing Evils

Occurs when a person moves their bowels in a restroom during or after someone else has defecated, and filled the room with their stench.

A concerto of shitting and shit odors.
Drill Sergeant: "ALL YOU PRIVATES NEED TO GET MOTIVATED AND CLEAN THOSE LATRINES! Y'ALL HAVE BEEN MIXING EVILS AND NOT CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELVES, WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE THAT!"
Mixing Evils by Frustrato November 13, 2013

Three Evils (Embodied in Love and Shadow) 

A song from the album In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 by Coheed and Cambria.
From the POV of Jesse.

Jesse is being tortured by Mayo, or someone of the Red Army, who are now frustrated with Jesse not talking and giving any hints what they're looking for...and perhaps now the Red Army is demanding to know where the boy shown with Chase is. So the boy (Picture a young boy in pieces) they're thinking about is Chase's counterpart William and they have written Claudio off for dead already.
Three Evils (Embodied in Love and Shadow) is the fourth track on the album In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3.
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