Definitions by TheRealSampy

Evils 

A look you give someone you believe to be a worthless piece of shit. Commonly dishes out to let someone know you would like to stove their melon in.

Thesaurus: Salty look, stink eye.

Rowd boi 1 - Who's that lemon over there giving me the evils?

Rowd boi 2 -Think it's that girl we spitroasted's fiancé.

Rowd boi 1 - Oh...

Evils by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016

Nob jockey 

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.

1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.

Nob jockey by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016

Jiffy 

A short unspecified quantity of time.

"Before I entered her with my unkept fleshy geoffrey, I assured her I would be done in a jiffy"

Jiffy by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Thumped Donut 

A well worn female organ. Particularly apparent on the night of losing her virginity or on the jam rag.

Corr mate you should have seen it. I left her undercarraige looking like a thumped donut!

Thumped Donut by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Mucky star 

1. A butt hole with a poor level of hygeine. Often due to a lack of routine maintenance, such as wiping after dropping a dukey.

2. Also refers to a chinese restaurant that may have a shocking food hygeine rating and reputation for snatching local pets from gardens.

1. For the love of god! Will you get back in that toilet and wipe your mucky star. I can smell your festering corn hole from here!

2. Shit I go in holiday in two weeks and could do with losing a couple of stone. I recommend eating at the mucky star. Last time I frequented that dump I was shitting through the eye of a needle for weeks. Weight just dropped off. Have you seen fido today?

Mucky star by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Slap a ham 

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

Slap a ham by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Glass ankle 

An injury prone ankle with the structural integrity of a house of cards on a bouncy castle.

For example - Jack 'glass ankle' Wilshere

Glass ankle by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016