everybuddy

To refer to group of buddies or friends

Hello everybuddy.
Good morning everybuddy

everybuddy by Programwindow July 17, 2025

“Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System 

Definition
A foolproof group buddy system in which one pairs oneself with a reliable “buddy” during wild adventures or escapades.

Purpose
The purpose of the system is to ensure safe return of all people in a group by grouping each one with a designated “buddy.” Each buddy in a pair is responsible for their respective buddy’s safe return to their friendly abode.

Outcome
As long as both buddies buy into the purpose of EBNB System, the system works to perfection and the persons return safely in one piece from their wild night out. However, when buddies begin to neglect their responsibilities, the results can become chaotic and could lead to a buddy sleeping in a hotel room that is still under construction.

WARNINGS:

1. The EBNB system is only guaranteed to work for groups that have an even-number of persons. For some reason, the EBNB system is overwhelmed and fails when trying to accommodate an odd number of persons in a group. Our most logical guess is that assigning multiple buddies to a single person becomes infinitely more difficult than having a single buddy to watch over.

2. For whatever reason, the EBNB system never works when your buddy’s name is “Cookie Monster.”

CHUCK: Hey guys, I have a crazy feeling we’re gonna get buckwild tonight. I think we need to implement the “Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System tonight.
…
STEVE: What happened to Josh last night? It’s 10 AM and he is nowhere to be found. I guess we’re going to the pool without him.
…
(4 hours later, Josh arrives at the pool in bewilderment)

TODD: What the hell happened to you last night? We called hospitals and jails looking for your ass.
JOSH: I have no idea. All I know is that Cookie was my buddy and everything else is a blur.

“Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother 

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.

It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother by Starchylde May 15, 2016

Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one 

It mean that everybody has an opinion but it doesn't mean its right .

I'm not listening to ya'lls argument , Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one !

Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one by dragonboy8586 June 30, 2020

Everybody talks 

It’s a song by neon trees and it’s the pansexual anthem

Person a: do you listen to girl in red?
Person b: no I listen to everybody talks

Everybody talks by Crusty Frogs June 30, 2020

Do you listen to everybody talks? 

A phase used to ask if people are pansexual/pan romantic.

Pan person: do you listen to everybody talks?

Other pan person: yes, I'm a pansexual.

Do you listen to everybody talks? by Duck. Feet. January 13, 2021

For Everybody 

She/he can’t be in a relationship because they talk to everyone and they been around

Bruhh you seen Aliciana today she kissed 5 different niggas this weak
I know bruh she for everybody

For Everybody by Expiredprecum May 30, 2018