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When you or another person gets cockblocked so hard, that you have to rethink life for atleast 1 week.
"Yo dude, why are you looking like someone with Vietnam flashbacks?"

"Bro, i was at the bar trying to approach that girl, but she evergreened me"

"You mean she cockblocked you like the...?"

"Like this fucking ship blocking the Suez canal, yes."
by Mosdn March 27, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When an object just won't fit into a space.
Things didn't work out due to me getting evergreened in her Suez Canal.
by AKscrybe March 26, 2021
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