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evergreened

When you or another person gets cockblocked so hard, that you have to rethink life for atleast 1 week.
"Yo dude, why are you looking like someone with Vietnam flashbacks?"

"Bro, i was at the bar trying to approach that girl, but she evergreened me"

"You mean she cockblocked you like the...?"

"Like this fucking ship blocking the Suez canal, yes."
evergreened by Mosdn March 27, 2021

Evergreen park 

A town with the south side people from Chicago. THEY HAVE LIT PARTYS AWESOME PEOPLE BUT ALSO KIDS THAT VAPE IN SCHOOL AND I HIDE BEER AND STUFF EVERYWERE AND ALOT OF PEOPLE EAT ASS THERE BUT ITS COOL
Guy 1- hey did you go to the party last night

Guy2-No were was it
Guy1-evergreen park

Guy2-sweet I herd they have sick party’s but eat ass
Guy1-ya they have sick party’s but the people there suck...

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker 

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...
Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

The Evergreen State College 

A public college located in olympia wa. The school is often frowned upon by douche bags who serve no purpose in life, but is respected by many professionals.
Dude, you go to the evergreen state college? That's awesome!

evergreen terrace 

the name of the street where the simpsons reside.
The Simpson family lives at 742 Evergreen Terrace.