beat the ever-living shit out of you 

For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.

Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.

beat the ever-living shit out of you by zoner_haziflux2 October 30, 2010

Ever Loving Jew 

To make out well in a financial situation where the benefit of you saving money is not at the advantage of the person selling the item you wish to purchase. The indication of Jew in the title denotes the stereotype that Jewish people are good with money.

I talked the car salesman down $6,000 on my new car and got $7500 on my trade in, I bargained like an ever loving Jew.

Ever Loving Jew by hotgreen01 November 5, 2012

ever-loving-tree 

your mind, your place of exsistance

you're out of your ever-loving-tree.

ever-loving-tree by Julie Sherman July 27, 2006

everloving 

Adj. 1. Complete and total devotion 2. Sexual virility 3. Of or pertaining to an everlasting gobstopper 4. Violence on another person resulting in death or serious bodily harm.

"I am going to beat the everloving crap out of you!"

everloving by Chris Brewster October 5, 2006

thorn in my everliving thigh

Having problems with capitalist institutions.

UPS will deliver from 7am to 10pm and not tell you when! They are a thorn in my everliving thigh.

thorn in my everliving thigh by Antparty May 1, 2008