evanspp

Evanspp is a small dick with a average of 1". Mostly guys named Evan or Evangelos have small dicks, and thats how the name came from.

person 1: I had sex with that guy, he got the smallest dick ever!

person 2: You mean he had evanspp.

by Nataliaroseman November 20, 2019

Evansophilia

Complete addoration of the body of an 'Evans@ for no reason as there has never been an apparent one.

Mr T. Evans loves himself

by Dave June 12, 2003