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evangelisten 

Convert or seek to convert (someone) to a cause or product, but with openness to take feedback on that cause or product.
You can't just blindly promote something that people don't want it - be an evangelistener and you will convert many more.
evangelisten by anonymous August 16, 2022
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Linda Evangelista

A Canadian supermodel and actress known for being a face of Revlon and Versace. She was one of the most successful models of the 90s.
You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model.

Facebook Evangelist 

A person who constantly tells people (without a facebook) to get a facebook account (even if they don't plan on talking to that person once they get one.)
Person 1: Hey, do you have a Facebook?
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!
Facebook Evangelist by up@6aM March 21, 2009

mac evangelist 

(n) One who attempts to convert PC users to the world of mac. Generally tries to convert friends; however, any unsuspecting PC user may find themselves listening to a lecture on how the mac way is the only way to true computer enlightenment.
Josh, being the mac evangelist that he is, spent a good half an hour explaining why iPhoto is so much easier than anything Microsoft will ever develop.

evangelist 

Used to refer to someone that preaches a cause with devotion to the topic. Taken from the use of the word Evangelist to refer to someone that preached the good work of the protestant church, usually in the form of a missionary.
Robert Scoble is SUCH a Microsoft evangelist!
evangelist by Shaf August 20, 2005

evangelien 

1. A beautiful person who will always be there for you, and who loves you very much.
2. A fucking cunt
Guy 1: Hey look its Evangelien
Guy 2: Damn she's hot
Evangelien: Fack off

Social Evangelist 

A person that speaks to his audience in a bias manner with the purpose to intrigue and captivate. The sole objection is to gain the attention and support of the group in order to infect them with his or her ideology. Usually, by successfully selling through or pitching his or her ideals and strategies in turn infected members then carry this ideology in a viral manner to the masses or population. The social evangelist, in hopes of reaping the rewards of the viral effect then creates or enlist a system and puts him or herself at the top in order to reap the most benefit, predominantly monetary.

The person will create a circa of close knit companions based on rewards, affection and attention. The audience or crowd is expected to grow in and exponential rate to capital gain. Giving the person validity in the form of material or monetary growth. Victims of this sort of negative scheme (schematic) are seen as targets, pigeons or just plain followers.

Much in the manner of Evangelist 2.0 they use internet start-ups and similar forms of mass media to present and harvest capital. Modern Social Evangelist are born of the internet boom and mid 2000 financial recession. As the need to convert digital products into assets became known as monetization.
The Social Evangelist walked about the video broadcast in order to present himself and his ideas to the captivated audience.
Social Evangelist by Yadihi May 27, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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