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eva longloria 

Improper spelling of a famous actress' name.
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eva longloria by Tommy Lee bizatch December 15, 2008
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eva longoria 

An actress best known for playing Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives. I don't care what anyone says, she's gorgeous!
Eva Longoria is #1 in my opinion. Also, she supports the San Antonio Spurs

eva longoria 

the only thing that makes Desperate Housewives worth watching
Person 1: Wanna watch Desperate Housewives?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: Who cares, Eva Longoria is in it!
Person 2: Turn it on!
eva longoria by fdsgsdfgdsfgfds September 12, 2008

Eva Longoria 

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.
Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did.
Eva Longoria by Piranha May 2, 2006

Eva Longoria 

Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood.
Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her!
Eva Longoria by KyLe March 24, 2005

eva longoria 

Most famous for playing the roles of "Gabrielle Solis" on the hit TV series Desperate Housewives.......and she first hit it big when playing the role of "Isabella Brana Williams" on the number one rated soap opera in the US The Young and the Restless from the years 2001-2003

She was married to General Hospital star Tyler Christopher....

She is also known as..
Eva Longoria Christopher
The best actress in daytime & primetime is Eva Longoria.

eva longoria 

Famous actress, big time Spurs fan and Tony Parker's future wife.
Hey, if I was Tony I'd be hitting that ass raw night after night.
eva longoria by ChingyFanatic September 2, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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