eva-maria 

A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.

Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.

eva-maria boobs

eva-maria by oniloppip November 22, 2016

Eva Maria 

Eva Maria is the most hardworking and loyal friend anyone could ask for! Her fashion sense is great and so is her Netflix taste, Eva Maria always stands up for her friends and loves going to MCDonald’s with you if you have an Eva Maria in your life you better treasure her cause if you don’t you will lose the best friend and or girlfriend ever! If you have a girlfriend named Eva Maria don’t forget to pack that extra hoodie if you don’t then she’ll just steal the one you are wearing and it might be cute and all but she probably won’t give it back. Treasure and love your friends especially if their name is Eva Maria.

Tom: Who's that?

Alex: Thats Eva Maria

Tom: I wish she was my girlfriend..

Alex: I know Tom, every guy in our school wishes that as well.

Eva Maria by Klirrson September 14, 2019

Eva Maria 

She left looking for sun on the beach :(

Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner

Eva Maria by IFuckingHateEve December 5, 2023