A completely self-absorbed person who, instead of commemorating the dearly departed in a speech at a memorial service, seizes the opportunity to brag about themselves in front of the mourners.

Cousin Dickey's eulogy barely mentioned dear Great Aunt Phyllis at all! He just spent 20 minutes talking about his being quadrilingual and how he was her favorite. What a eulojerkoff!

eulojerkoff by just4titsNjiggles June 5, 2018

Related Words

eulogy • Eulogy Brag • eulo • eulogize • Eulogy Bragging • Eulogy Falls • Eulogy in Blood • eulogy madlib • eulogy-to-be • eulojerkoff

fuck eulogy

Whenever someone dies who in no capacity will be missed, one can deliver a Fuck Eulogy in their behalf.

(coined by John Oliver in the Bugle Podcast 152)

This is not so much a tribute to Bin Laden as a special Fuck Eulogy to the big man. (Bugle Podcast 152)

fuck eulogy by fuckyouchris June 7, 2011

eulogy

1. Words said to celebrate life of a dead person.
2. An amazing song by Tool from their 2nd CD.

1. Ray had to make a eulogy on the TV show.
2. "You claimed all this time that you would die for me. Why are you so suprized when you hear your own eulogy?"

eulogy by The Metal Mallet October 7, 2004

eulogy madlib

If you really have nothing to say.

Name was a great (man/woman). (He/She) will always be remembered and will always be in our hearts. In the number years I've known (him/her), (he/she) has always been adjective, adjective, and adjective. (He/She) was not only my relation but also my friend. Every timeframe, we went to place together, and I will never in my life forget those times. I'm sure we all remember the time (he/she) action. Afterward (he/she) told me saying or cliche. And I'll never forget those words. In this world, there are adjective people, and there are opposite adjective people, and I can tell you that Name was the superlative of adjective person I have ever met. I will never forget Name, and I will miss (him/her) for the rest of my life. There will never be another Name.

John: i want you to speak at my brothers funeral. It would mean the world to me

Sam: (SHIT I'VE NEVER MET HIS BROTHER) ...Um sure man anything to make you feel better (If only I had a eulogy madlib)

eulogy madlib by Dr. Strang3Love May 13, 2010

eulogy-to-be

A ‘eulogy-to-be’ is a write-up for the purpose of getting perspective on life so that we can adjust course if necessary, and celebrate life every single day, and not miss out on our own final party.

One of the finer pleasures in life is to have one's guardian angel create a eulogy-to-be for their charge, to keep them on track.

As in, "Is this how you would like to be remembered?"

eulogy-to-be by ifitdidntexistitshoulve August 6, 2017

Eulogy in Blood

A legendary metal band out of louisville ky known for their ability to melt souls onstage..

God damnit Eulogy in Blood drank all our bourbon and shit in my grandma's davenport.

Eulogy in Blood by Acd 97 May 10, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026