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A photo where Eugene Shylo's head photoshopped at random coordinates.
TAC photo was so eugenized
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Eugenie

1. Name, most commonly pronounced "You-jen-ay" in French, and also known as "Ou-jon-ay" in Spanish. In English, the name is sometimes used as the female counterpart to Eugene, but should never ever be confused with "You-genie", which would constitute erroneous labeling.

2. Eugenie is best known as the sexy French empress from the 19th century.

3. Often synonymous with royalty, the archetype Eugenie sometimes intimidates people by her regal demeanor, but her selfless nature soon shines through.

4. If you spot a Eugenie, you should enlist her for help, as she bears good fortune and even magical powers. Hence, from this name, we do get "genie", who bears much greater magical abilities than Eugenie, but who must obey her finder's wishes when captured and put into a shiny lantern or cute little bottle. Eugenie, on the other hand, will laugh in your face if you try to constrain or imprison her, and she will then turn you into a tiny, lizard-like dust mite!

5. Anyone who meets a Eugenie should immediately kiss her hand, unless they have a communicable disease or eat raw meat, in which case, they should instead offer her a handmade craft, presented with genuine eye-twinkling.

6. Eugenies are supportive of the arts, particularly theater, and are often talented artists in their own rite.

7. Eugenie is also the name of an erotic film from the 70's.
Dude, you're lucky and all, but it's not like you have a Eugenie in your bottle.

Wow, that show was super sexy like Eugenie!

I just found a Eugenie-penny, so I'll have good luck all day long!
by ChocolateRiver February 3, 2010
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Eugenite

The Eugenite messed things up again.
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Eugenie-Rose

A beautiful girl with lots of qualities. She is the most beautiful girl ever, she is perfect in the inside and out and super smart. Her name defines it, "rose" like the flower rose, unique. She is hot and sexy.
1. boy1: I love her so much <3

boy2: Well it makes sense, she is a Eugenie-Rose.

2. Can't believe you are dating a Eugenie-Rose, she is the most sexiest girl alive.
by swag-anonymous1234567 October 26, 2013
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Eugeneize

When a person consistently stands you up and makes up ridiculous excuses of why they "can not" hangout.

AKA Playin' you or flaking out all the time
Exp1)
Tom: Hey Bob lets hang out tonight!
Bob: Sorry dude it's my sisters Bday
Tom: Again! second time this year dude...you gotta stop eugeneizing me.

Exp 2)
Hey Mark I invited Bob to hit up the bars tonight and he eugeneized me again. He said he can't go out because it may rain and he has a hole in his sneaker.
by Vannilla Thrilla November 5, 2012
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Eugénie

the most amazing girl you could ever meet. she loves arts and has a good sense of style. she hates texting and probably leaves you on delivered for hours EXCEPT if she has a crush on you, then she’ll make an effort. she will either love you or hate you, no in between. she’s sarcastic all the time so people think she’s rude or mean but really don’t ever take what she’s saying seriously. she’s actually very honest so you’ll know when she’s not joking. also she’s probably french which is a +1. oh and she’s hot and pretty, but i’m sure you already know that.
« dude i’m in love with Eugénie »
« who isn’t, she’s amazing ! »
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Eugénie

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