Ethel! 

the most amazing person ever. they’ll make your life better, so let them in. they’re so cute and perfect. honestly just keep them in your life for as long as you can. 💖 but really, they’re kind to certain people, they stay up late, and will talk to you for as long as you want and as long as they can. marry a ethel if you can :)

i just saw such a amazing person!!
wow, they’re probably a Ethel! talk to them :)

Ethel! by gaypanic April 1, 2021

Ethel 

One of the last few decent-hearted girls left in this world. Forward thinking, pioneering, and and hard working. Not one to hold back on the harsh truth. Likely to have been bullied for her name but stands strong, eventually having people envious of her. She has a beauty that seems to stand through time, and people of all generations consider her personality and charm to make her beauty even that more radiant. Her politeness doesn’t dampen her resiliency to her beliefs, and she always wants what’s best for the greater good. An Ethel thinks and does so much for the world, and will never be forgotten by anyone.

If you think you’re smart, you won’t feel as smart after one conversation with an Ethel. She will not make you feel stupid at all, instead she will make you feel like you’ve yet to see the world.

Person 1: You're not such a loud mouth today. Everything ok?
Person 2: A lady just changed my perspective on bringing the shopping carts to the right place after doing groceries today. She made me feel like I want to be a better person.
Person 1: Must have been an Ethel.

Ethel by MotleysCrue November 14, 2021

Ethel 

Ethel, is the most special person in existence. She is the most beautiful woman in the universe. As someone who has experience with an Ethel, she is the most caring and fun person to be with, you can even say she's the best partner a man could ever have (I'm so lucky). If a dog is a man's best friend, an Ethel is a man's best girlfriend (by a "man" I mean me ;>). If you have an Ethel, consider yourself a very lucky and blessed human being, 'cause she's a keeper. Although, she requires a lot of attention and love (she also talks about random stuff that has nothing to do with anything, and it makes me laugh). An Ethel is very hot, like super duper hot... hotter than wearing a fur jacket during summer (I am not kidding). She is also short, which also makes her very cute :3.

For those who have their own Ethel, take good care of them.

To my Ethel, I love you so much! -M

Hey is that an Ethel, wow she reminds me of a chicken nugget.

Ethel by mynameisdefinitelyBob November 23, 2021

Ethel 

A girl name.

One of the only good girls left in the world; she is beautiful both inside and out.

Guys beg for her, and girls envy her.

If you're lucky enough to date her, never leave her or give her reason to. You will never be able to find a girl like her again.

Impossible not to love.

Guy: Man, I saw this girl the other day, and I swear I was captivated for at least 20 min!

Guy Two: Yeah, it must have been an Ethel

Ethel by Robert "christ" June 30, 2011

Ethel 

Strong, like ten maybe twenty mule.

In old country, marrying a woman named Ethel was a good catch. She could plow 5 acres a day, and still have a hot dinner on the table before her husband returned from work.

Ethel by King Georgie III November 21, 2017

Ethel 

Ethel is a very caring and loving girl. She is softhearted and never forgets her true love despite whats. She is very loyal and all guys yearn after her

She is so much of an Ethel hearted person

Ethel by trunita November 25, 2021

Ethel 

A wise woman

You don't know how to do that? Ask Ethel

Ethel by Cluelessindaventry January 11, 2009