3 definitions by Brain Pretzel

1
Very smart person. their brain is smooth the is no resistance to knowledge
Brian has a smooth brain. Josh does not
by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020
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Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart
by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020
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3
When you wear tight jeans and there's a bulge in their pants and their balls makes a knuckled that looks like a moose
Damn Mikes jeans are really tight...you can see his moose knuckle
by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020
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