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Etters is the name of the post office serving Goldsboro, along with parts of Fairview Township and Newberry Township, York County, Pennsylvania. The name of "Etters," instead of "Goldsboro," was chosen because the name of "Gouldsboro" was already being used by a community in Wayne County, and U.S. Postal Service regulations prohibits the practice of giving two different post offices names which are the same or which sound similar enough that people would confuse the two. The Etters post office gained its name from a local American Revolutionary War veteran, Etter, who owned a tavern near Goldsboro which served as the mail drop-off point for the area. Mail sacks destined for the tavern were marked "Etter's."

The Etters post office is located on South Kister Street in Goldsboro.

While some local teens enjoy telling people that their town is so "backwoods" that it's not even on a map, others amuse themselves by telling people they don't live in a town, they live in a mailing address.

On October 27, 2002, an article appeared on the front page of the Harrisburg Patriot News entitled "Where the Heck is Etters?" that describes how people live in a place and have listed on their driver's licenses a place that is not on a map.

Used to be a quiet redneck town, now with the low income appartments available its full of naggers and niglets, ya dig.
Redneck 1: All dem there naggers be movin in here at Etters, now I gotsta lock ma car!

Redneck 2: Aw sheeit, I gots like 3 logs of skoal in ma truck "peeee-tink!"
nagger 1: You'z best be lockin your cars, I be stealin all you'z skoal!
Etters by aN7hRaX October 8, 2008
A place in P.A wich can be described as "NOTHING BUT FUCKING CORN".
Zach: Hey where you going for vacation.
Ron: Oh, I'm going to Etters.
Zach: Wow you might as well go to ohio or utah you basic piece of shit
Etters by Ron the Jew February 23, 2020

Middle School Death Eaters 

The judgmental bitches in middle school that hate everyone else but themselves and the people in "their group". It doesn't matter who you are if you're not them.
Most People: Ugh! I hate Jr. High! All these frickin' Middle School Death Eaters are bringing me down!

Frijsenborg Efterskole 

A very very good school with funny teachers and students.
Omg, you are so funny, are you from Frijsenborg Efterskole?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Death Eaters 

The "KKK" of Harry Potter.
Death Eaters are racist towards Muggle-borns and Halfbloods while the KKK are racist towards Blacks. The two groups even don similar costumes...
Death Eaters by TEEHEEEEEEEEE December 14, 2009

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The entire QWERTY keyboard, but amplified to the point that people will make fun of you for wasting your time typing this out.
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