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Eatership 

The number of patrons buying food from a cafeteria (or other eating establishment).
Sales are down in the cafeteria, so we are seeking ways to increase eatership.
Eatership by m-san March 11, 2008

Watership Down 

A truly epic (used in the actual sense, not the modern sense) book by Richard Adams about of a group of semi-anthropomorphic rabbits who make their way across the English countryside in search of a new home. Though built on a simple concept, it is a grand tale of adventure, full of dynamic characters, intense action, suspense, mythology and mystery.

And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.
(At library)
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!

"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down

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The entire QWERTY keyboard, but amplified to the point that people will make fun of you for wasting your time typing this out.
"escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12insertprtscdelete`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+backspacehometabqwertyuiop{}\|capslockasdfghjkl;:'"entershiftzxcvbnm,<.>/?pauseshiftctrlfnalt altctrl is longer than the word Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

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As you type everything that exists in your keyboard, your body slowly transform into boredom itself, you have passed all definitions of boredom and now you ARE the boredom. You have far passed the limits of boredom and you have now reached the ultimate meaning of boredom, philosophy, life, universe, existence, it is... get back to work you lazy sh*t!
I am now boredom itself, you will never stop me, i have typed "escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12PrintScreenInsertDelete`1234567890-=BackspaceTabqwertyuiop\CapsLockasdfghjkl;'EnterShiftzxcvbnm,./ShiftUparrowCtrlFnWindowAlt AltCtrlLeftarrowDownarrowRightarrow" !

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The final boss of typing things when you're bored. This combination works on an HP chromebook, where you type everything, in order, including the names of certain keys. You also type everything with shift. The only thing you didn't do was put in symbols that the name of isn't completely obvious.
Mike: I got bored in class so I typed `~!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=backspacetabQqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'entershiftZzXcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/shiftctrlaltspacealtctrl
Kyle: ...what?

Watership Down 

A book about rabbits, written by Richard Adams in 1972. Your teachers will tell you that there is an underlying theme concerning the continuous struggle between tyranny and freedom, but no, it's really just about rabbits.
What book are you reading?
Watership Down.
Oh yeah, I read that. The moral of the story is that rabbits like carrots.
Watership Down by OmicronPersei8 February 11, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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