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Eatership 

The number of patrons buying food from a cafeteria (or other eating establishment).
Sales are down in the cafeteria, so we are seeking ways to increase eatership.
Eatership by m-san March 12, 2008
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Eatership 

The number of patrons buying food from a cafeteria (or other eating establishment).
Sales are down in the cafeteria, so we are seeking ways to increase eatership.
Eatership by m-san March 11, 2008

Watership Down 

A truly epic (used in the actual sense, not the modern sense) book by Richard Adams about of a group of semi-anthropomorphic rabbits who make their way across the English countryside in search of a new home. Though built on a simple concept, it is a grand tale of adventure, full of dynamic characters, intense action, suspense, mythology and mystery.

And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.
(At library)
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!

"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down

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The entire QWERTY keyboard, but amplified to the point that people will make fun of you for wasting your time typing this out.
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As you type everything that exists in your keyboard, your body slowly transform into boredom itself, you have passed all definitions of boredom and now you ARE the boredom. You have far passed the limits of boredom and you have now reached the ultimate meaning of boredom, philosophy, life, universe, existence, it is... get back to work you lazy sh*t!
I am now boredom itself, you will never stop me, i have typed "escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12PrintScreenInsertDelete`1234567890-=BackspaceTabqwertyuiop\CapsLockasdfghjkl;'EnterShiftzxcvbnm,./ShiftUparrowCtrlFnWindowAlt AltCtrlLeftarrowDownarrowRightarrow" !

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The final boss of typing things when you're bored. This combination works on an HP chromebook, where you type everything, in order, including the names of certain keys. You also type everything with shift. The only thing you didn't do was put in symbols that the name of isn't completely obvious.
Mike: I got bored in class so I typed `~!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=backspacetabQqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'entershiftZzXcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/shiftctrlaltspacealtctrl
Kyle: ...what?

Watership Down 

A book about rabbits, written by Richard Adams in 1972. Your teachers will tell you that there is an underlying theme concerning the continuous struggle between tyranny and freedom, but no, it's really just about rabbits.
What book are you reading?
Watership Down.
Oh yeah, I read that. The moral of the story is that rabbits like carrots.
Watership Down by OmicronPersei8 February 11, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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