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eshaqulate 

Eshaqulation, or to eshaqulate, is to ejaculate a very large amount of sperm, similar to the amount produced from Shaquille O'Neal when he jerks it. One could also compare the large amount of sperm to be as big or large as Shaq himself.
"Man, when Ellen Page was rockin' that bun in Inception, I prematurely eshaqulated in my pants. Not even kidding.

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eshaqulate by zachmonky July 18, 2010
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Estabulated 

A word coined by Jesse Jackson, meaning both established and tabulated.
"The black man has estabulated himself in the community".
Estabulated by Brett Welborn September 8, 2003
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shaqulate 

When a man ejaculates a giant load of semen as if there dick is the size of Shaq's.
"I destroyed this girl's pussy and when I pulled out, I shaqulated so hard on her face."
shaqulate by littlesyd September 1, 2015

estabulate 

concatenation of establish and tabulate; to establish by tabulation.
My friend, Paul, estabulated a new physical constant.
verb; The discharge of emotional sendimental yummy goodness that occurs when the heart is physically stimulated via excessive penetration of the emotional barrier in the fourth chamber of the heart (same chamber that sends blood to the love sword down stairs)
James had a bad day at work, but when he came home to his naked loving wife who had made him a 3 course dinner he could not help but to esappulate all over her.

Chad brought roses home to Madison, madison could help but esapulate all over chad

(Eee-Sapp-you-late)
Esapulate by Esapulate May 31, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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