eshaqulate

Eshaqulation, or to eshaqulate, is to ejaculate a very large amount of sperm, similar to the amount produced from Shaquille O'Neal when he jerks it. One could also compare the large amount of sperm to be as big or large as Shaq himself.

"Man, when Ellen Page was rockin' that bun in Inception, I prematurely eshaqulated in my pants. Not even kidding.

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by zachmonky July 18, 2010

Estabulated

A word coined by Jesse Jackson, meaning both established and tabulated.

"The black man has estabulated himself in the community".

by Brett Welborn September 8, 2003

shaqulate

When a man ejaculates a giant load of semen as if there dick is the size of Shaq's.

"I destroyed this girl's pussy and when I pulled out, I shaqulated so hard on her face."

by littlesyd September 1, 2015

estabulate

concatenation of establish and tabulate; to establish by tabulation.

My friend, Paul, estabulated a new physical constant.

by The Infamous Din May 6, 2018

Esapulate

verb; The discharge of emotional sendimental yummy goodness that occurs when the heart is physically stimulated via excessive penetration of the emotional barrier in the fourth chamber of the heart (same chamber that sends blood to the love sword down stairs)

James had a bad day at work, but when he came home to his naked loving wife who had made him a 3 course dinner he could not help but to esappulate all over her.

Chad brought roses home to Madison, madison could help but esapulate all over chad

(Eee-Sapp-you-late)

by Esapulate May 31, 2018