esh lad 

Anaemic pubescent Caucasians from respectable middle class homes who affect toughness by the wearing of pastels and white caps and congregate in public to intimidate rival crews by insulting their choice of nautica polo shirt and casting aspersions on one another's sexual integrity.

Esh lad 1: "Let's go cruising bruz"

Esh lad 2: "Nah, man, everyone's already seen me in this" (gesturing to delicately pressed polo shirt).

Esh lad 1: "That's cool. We can go home and vicariously vanquish entire hoods on GTA vice city."

esh lad by Sssam January 22, 2007

eshlad 

an underachiever in society, usually does not complete much further than tenth grade. dress code includes a striped, collered shirt, a white hat advertising some brand such as dada, ecko, nike or adidas, a small backpack is nessesary and of course every eshlad must be rocking a pair of nike TN's. local hangouts include train stations and tobacconists. almost every train in opperation will consist of at least 1 group of these junkies in training. spray cans are optional to complete the look. PIG LATIN IS THE ONLY LANGUAGE ACCEPTED!!!

eshlad: consists of the word lad, meaning boy and esh, being the pig latin word for sesh, meaning a sesion of smoking pot. scum of society are eshlads

eshlad by scott-ay2760 April 30, 2007

eshlad 

Fags walking around dressed in:
-horizontally striped shirts
-canterbury shorts or pants
-nike tn's
-nautica hats
-tiny backpack that would fit only a spray can..

They often use the words
-lad
-bruhh
-cuz
-eshayez
-sick

And at the end of their words u will often find they add

skiez... (pronounced skeeze)

eg..

ladskiez!

Look at that ladskiez over there.. taggin that train.. hez got sick az tn's.. whatta eshlad, eshayez.. aye cunt..

LIKE WTF!!

eshlad by Cletus J McGiver January 7, 2008

eshlad 

Kings of choueifat's 2017 graduating class. Absolute ledges who scream esh everywhere they go.

normal person: hey there
eshlad: 1 .. 2 .. 3 ..
eshlads: ESHHHHHH

if you're not an eshlad, you're a wanker

eshlad by Just an Eshlad August 30, 2016

Eshlad 

A lad who is esh, really cool and lots of good swag not some poof. Wears a bumbag, nike dry fit cap and usually appears in yellow and pink polos with a shank.

hey bruh did you just steal a fucking car?

Yeh cunt I'm such an eshlad.

Eshlad by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 27, 2014

Skitz Trotters Eshlads 

Basically, a skitz trotter, though they have more Lad and Eshay in them. Skitz trotters Eshlads can also be quite dumb when it comes to scheming.

Doughnut Man: SKITZ TROTTERS ESHLADS!!!!
Skitz Gang: (laughing)
Doughnut man: I'm calling the police
Skitz Gang: (already accidentally ran into the police station)

Skitz Trotters Eshlads by WayyBah June 23, 2022