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an underachiever in society, usually does not complete much further than tenth grade. dress code includes a striped, collered shirt, a white hat advertising some brand such as dada, ecko, nike or adidas, a small backpack is nessesary and of course every eshlad must be rocking a pair of nike TN's. local hangouts include train stations and tobacconists. almost every train in opperation will consist of at least 1 group of these junkies in training. spray cans are optional to complete the look. PIG LATIN IS THE ONLY LANGUAGE ACCEPTED!!!
eshlad: consists of the word lad, meaning boy and esh, being the pig latin word for sesh, meaning a sesion of smoking pot. scum of society are eshlads
eshlad by scott-ay2760 April 30, 2007
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Fags walking around dressed in:
-horizontally striped shirts
-canterbury shorts or pants
-nike tn's
-nautica hats
-tiny backpack that would fit only a spray can..

They often use the words
-lad
-bruhh
-cuz
-eshayez
-sick

And at the end of their words u will often find they add

skiez... (pronounced skeeze)

eg..

ladskiez!
Look at that ladskiez over there.. taggin that train.. hez got sick az tn's.. whatta eshlad, eshayez.. aye cunt..

LIKE WTF!!
eshlad by Cletus J McGiver January 7, 2008
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Kings of choueifat's 2017 graduating class. Absolute ledges who scream esh everywhere they go.

normal person: hey there
eshlad: 1 .. 2 .. 3 ..
eshlads: ESHHHHHH
if you're not an eshlad, you're a wanker
eshlad by Just an Eshlad August 30, 2016
A lad who is esh, really cool and lots of good swag not some poof. Wears a bumbag, nike dry fit cap and usually appears in yellow and pink polos with a shank.
hey bruh did you just steal a fucking car?

Yeh cunt I'm such an eshlad.
Eshlad by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 27, 2014
A word you can use to describe anything or say when frustrated. Shakespear invented words because he felt there was no words to decribe what he wanted. Eshla is just that. Use negatively or postively. Fun for the young and the old. Enjoy!
Mother: Clean your room
Young Reckless Teen: ESHLAAAAAAAAA
eshla by Kanteen Dave May 19, 2015
Anaemic pubescent Caucasians from respectable middle class homes who affect toughness by the wearing of pastels and white caps and congregate in public to intimidate rival crews by insulting their choice of nautica polo shirt and casting aspersions on one another's sexual integrity.
Esh lad 1: "Let's go cruising bruz"

Esh lad 2: "Nah, man, everyone's already seen me in this" (gesturing to delicately pressed polo shirt).

Esh lad 1: "That's cool. We can go home and vicariously vanquish entire hoods on GTA vice city."
esh lad by Sssam January 22, 2007
Has a cute smile and manipulative too. A funny man and chill going guy who always find a way to humour. Fear to share his feelings. Easy to fell in love with him.if you friend with this name thank them . because they make every one happy.
Eshad a humour guy
Eshad by Nishidin December 20, 2021
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