Definitions by Sssam

esh lad 

Anaemic pubescent Caucasians from respectable middle class homes who affect toughness by the wearing of pastels and white caps and congregate in public to intimidate rival crews by insulting their choice of nautica polo shirt and casting aspersions on one another's sexual integrity.

Esh lad 1: "Let's go cruising bruz"

Esh lad 2: "Nah, man, everyone's already seen me in this" (gesturing to delicately pressed polo shirt).

Esh lad 1: "That's cool. We can go home and vicariously vanquish entire hoods on GTA vice city."

esh lad by Sssam January 22, 2007