Escott

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An escott is the act of putting your right hand in the shape of a handgun (using your upright thumb and extended pointer finger, while the other fingers are made into a fist) and placing your chin between the crook of your thumb. Most often used in pictures, where the person looks off into the distance and is deemed "thoughtful".

Also: the new duckface

"Hey man, look at that chick's profile picture! She's totally doing the escott!"

Escott by lol622 September 29, 2012

Words you can keep

Escott

Wannabe black person.

The kind of mixed race that goes green in winter and thinks they're ghetto 'cause they went to music college.

e.g. A caramel nigger has Will Smith hair from the 90's and doesn't smoke pot. What an Escott.

Escott by Ninacollada December 5, 2014

Related Words

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noah escott

An actor from Canada best known for his roles in Degrassi: Next Class and Backstage.

Did you see Noah Escott's post on Instagram?

noah escott by itsjustme45 September 2, 2020

Lannan Eacott

Is a YouTuber called LazarBeam

Lannan Eacott is the BEST!!!!!!

Lannan Eacott by BlitzShadowCake October 3, 2018

escortionist

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.

The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.

escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018

Escort

Someone who is paid for their time. Often compared to a prostitute.

An escort is not paid to have sex but is paid for their time. What they do within their time is their business, which could in fact be sex.

Guy: I paid for an escort last night for the banquet
Guy 2: A prostitute?
Guy: Nah man. An escort.

Escort by LilMissToru May 28, 2016

emergency escort

Being behind a fire truck, police car, or ambulance when they are going to an emergency and and driving full speed behind them without traffic.

Guy 1: "Hey I thought you were going to be late with all the traffic."

Guy 2: "Yeah lucky for me there was a firetruck in front of me so I got an emergency escort."

emergency escort by RyGuy93 April 3, 2009

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026