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Escorto is a pathetic loser who is an outcast to his family and society. Another correlation between Escorto is duderadical(nickname prior years before). He got the name escorto by using his fathers funds to buy escorts on daygameseduction.com. Not only did he use unusual sex toys, but he also recorded the experience and sent it to his normal brother for his approval. Escorto’s sister came across the video and was traumatized at what she saw. As of today Escorto stays sorrowful and has no motivation in keeping going in life.
Escorto got an email yesterday by daygame seduction that his payment was due.
Escorto by Anonymous017374737 June 4, 2021
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noah escott 

An actor from Canada best known for his roles in Degrassi: Next Class and Backstage.
Did you see Noah Escott's post on Instagram?
noah escott by itsjustme45 September 2, 2020
An escott is the act of putting your right hand in the shape of a handgun (using your upright thumb and extended pointer finger, while the other fingers are made into a fist) and placing your chin between the crook of your thumb. Most often used in pictures, where the person looks off into the distance and is deemed "thoughtful".

Also: the new duckface
"Hey man, look at that chick's profile picture! She's totally doing the escott!"
Escott by lol622 September 29, 2012
Dude, did you get an Escoto from La Princess last night? Sho nuff!
Escoto by pandafury February 16, 2008
Wannabe black person.

The kind of mixed race that goes green in winter and thinks they're ghetto 'cause they went to music college.
e.g. A caramel nigger has Will Smith hair from the 90's and doesn't smoke pot. What an Escott.
Escott by Ninacollada December 5, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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