escapoo

The poo that escapes from a baby's nappy and gets smeared all over everything, like the baby, the baby's clothes, the car seat, the high chair, the floor, the walls, you, the dog, and so on.

Honey, can you come and help me clean up the escapoo? I think we'll have to burn these clothes and hose down the change table, me, the baby, the wall, the floor, etc.

by Brie Fromage August 6, 2007

Escapologist

Noun. (pronounced: es'cap·ol'o·gist). One who seeks to escape the imaginary manacles of modern life: work, debt, government, leisure industries, status and anxiety.

Derived from the stage magic of Escapology. Used metaphorically.

Coined by the satirical publication, New Escapologist.

"He is an Escapologist"
"She is an Escapologist"

by flappedjack September 4, 2009

escapeology

The study of all aspects of excapeing from something such a prison or a concentration camp ect. and how to do it and get well away. It studies all aspects of prisons ect. and methods of escape.
It is not to be confused with the escapeology that is shown in magic acts which is consipered as a minor branch of it.

John is studying escapeology.

by Deep blue 2012 January 26, 2010

escapomania

"'Escapomania'" - Refers to what can only be defined as some kind of psychological affect in which participation in the escape room experiences become addictive to the point of almost living in that particular room and moment. The first tier of this affect would be for the person, for instance in a pirate room, to believe they are a pirate or being held by real pirates and the matter is of life or death. The second tier would be a carry-over into the real world. In this case, the pirate or pirate-hostage might be unable to function outside the room for a period of time because of the tremendous technological differences in the real world and the world they are "living" in. True escapomaniacs may reach the point of losing the ability to discern whether they are in an escape room or out in reality.

When he emerged from the escape room he spoke and acted like a pirate; obviously, he had escapomania.

by Lynija June 3, 2017

Escapologize

Verb - When you attempt to atone for an indiscretion without using conventional methods such as buying a gift or simply saying, "I'm Sorry."

Example 1

Employee 1 - How are you still in good standing? The boss said, "You're practices at work have cost the company significant amounts of time and money." Did you apologize?

Employee 2 - No way, that's a one-way ticket to the gallows. I escapologized; I said, "Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will modify my practices in order to mitigate these losses," to which the boss replied, "That's all we ask. Now get back to work!

Example 2

Man 1 - You can't escapologize your way out of this one, my friend. I'm hurt by what you did to me?

Man 2 - I'll say this, I don't want to do it again. That's for sure.

Man 1 - Wow

by Scott B. Foresman May 31, 2019

escapology

the task of escaping ology

holy crap, I only just managed to escape that ology. good job I'm good at escapology

by Joe Corkill April 7, 2007

escapod

An escape pod; a vehicle used to leave an area.

"AH! Aliens!"
"Quick, let's use the escapod!"
"Yay! Escapod to the rescue."

by Robert! May 11, 2006