escalbump

A person who gets off an escalator and doesn't continue walking, thereby creating a human "bump" at the end of an escalator ride; a traffic jam at the end of an escalator ride.

If that kid doesn't start walking, he's going to be an escalbump and cause real probs!

by Lorebee December 9, 2008

escalump

a person who, for some inexplicable reason, stops at the bottom/top of an escaltor forming a human barricade.

I would have made the train if it wasn't for some escalump.

by Dwayne Keith Boyd June 29, 2008

Escalump

A person who stands in the middle of an escalator, not knowing that they are blocking it for the people who like to walk.

Person 1: I seriously hate taking the metro because all the escalumps make going down the escalator such a pain in the ass.

Person 2: Seriously.

by Flywheel95 March 29, 2011

[Excalibumper]

An indestructible bumper found by Mitsu in the "Bizzare Uprising" comic.

If you need to kill a vampire, but you have no resources for that, but only a car with an awesome bumper you're all set.

Go Excalibumper!!!

by xPrivateChurchx February 2, 2009

eschlump

To have sex and take a shit at the same time

I eschlumped your mom last night

by Mike McMuncher November 1, 2010