eschlump 

To have sex and take a shit at the same time

I eschlumped your mom last night

eschlump by Mike McMuncher November 1, 2010

escalump 

a person who, for some inexplicable reason, stops at the bottom/top of an escaltor forming a human barricade.

I would have made the train if it wasn't for some escalump.

escalump by Dwayne Keith Boyd June 29, 2008

Escalump 

A person who stands in the middle of an escalator, not knowing that they are blocking it for the people who like to walk.

Person 1: I seriously hate taking the metro because all the escalumps make going down the escalator such a pain in the ass.

Person 2: Seriously.

Escalump by Flywheel95 March 29, 2011