Flywheel95's definitions
A person who stands in the middle of an escalator, not knowing that they are blocking it for the people who like to walk.
Person 1: I seriously hate taking the metro because all the escalumps make going down the escalator such a pain in the ass.
Person 2: Seriously.
Person 2: Seriously.
by Flywheel95 March 29, 2011
Get the Escalumpmug.