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Escalump 

A person who stands in the middle of an escalator, not knowing that they are blocking it for the people who like to walk.
Person 1: I seriously hate taking the metro because all the escalumps make going down the escalator such a pain in the ass.

Person 2: Seriously.
Escalump by Flywheel95 March 29, 2011
Related Words
A person who gets off an escalator and doesn't continue walking, thereby creating a human "bump" at the end of an escalator ride; a traffic jam at the end of an escalator ride.
If that kid doesn't start walking, he's going to be an escalbump and cause real probs!
escalbump by Lorebee December 9, 2008

eschlump 

I eschlumped your mom last night
eschlump by Mike McMuncher November 1, 2010