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Esalos is a hot Guy with big balls. He marry many Girls and boys!. All the girls get a lot off kids when he is in the bed. Some People even use his name when They See something hot.

"That's really Esalo"

"Wow you look Esalo"

"I Love Esalo things"

esalo by MillePille February 14, 2017

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Esalo

Sucks dick

Is that esalo?

Esalo by BassClan January 9, 2018

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esalo • esplode • Ealon • ebalo • Emaloya • esal • Esalicious • esatoru • Escalon • Escalopter

Ealoni

(noun/adjective/female name)

defined as being sexy or pertaining to attractive things. Ealoni is a rare female name that is gaining in popularity. Generally Ealonis are females of mixed races, are often athletic, and are exceptionally unique. They tend to be women with a fantastic sense of humor. Although some people do not understand an Ealoni's humor, she always maintains a positive outlook on life.

That girl is FINE. She is so sexy, she must be an Ealoni!

The girl standing against the wall with ginger hair is so gorgeous, her name must be Ealoni.

The one thing I want in life is to marry a girl named Ealoni-they are all sexy.

Ealoni is too sexy for her shirt, so sexy it hurts!

Ealoni has the best sense of humor, is an amazing athlete, and happens to be gorgeous. Is there anything she can't do?

Ealoni by ealonilover December 14, 2010

Ebalo si e maikata

Common phrase to explain in depth how bad the situation has become.

- We are all gonna die!
- Ebalo si e maikata!

Ebalo si e maikata by c0median November 18, 2018

escaloiter

|ˈeskəˌloidər| verb. To stand in the middle of an escalator when people are trying to pass, or to suddenly stop at the top or bottom of the escalator, forcing people to bump into you.

That jerk escaloitered all the way up the escalator and made me miss my train.

escaloiter by Mr_Evets July 23, 2016

Esalen junkie

Someone who is unable to resist the temptation of the ocean cliffside massages, moon-lit midnight hot tubbing, being entirely in the moment and being able to do a lot of it naked that is as accessible as this astounding location on the Central Coast of California.

The monk like extended silences and floating nude under a full moon is the lifeblood of the Esalen junkie.

Esalen junkie by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

eslorism

an erection with no purpose of being there a.k.a a random boner

hey lewis ive got a boner
lewis: wow who is it over

nobody it is an eslorism

eslorism by tomleboo January 1, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026