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A person who can’t usually find their names in a dictionary like this or often find their names to be misspelled or pronounced wrong. Honestly, one of the most down to earth and coolest guys you will ever meet. And pretty cute too ;)
That guy Ealon seemed pretty cool.
Ealon by AnonymousApple1034 January 8, 2019
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Ealon • Ealoni • elon musk • Elon • eamon • Eamonn • Eason • elongate • eaton • elon musking
Elonity is the word used to describe the efficient and unapologetic witty humor of Elon Musk.
Elon Musk: "Comedy is now legal on Twitter"
Dany: "This guy has mastered Elonity"
Elon Musk: "Nice Urban Dictionary word"
Elonity by D the Top G January 10, 2023

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason, who used to go by EDP445 or Bryant Moreland, is an alleged pedophile.
Deyione Scott Wilson Eason is the new name of EDP445.
Jillian: you watching the Inspiration4 lift off today?

Barney: yep, I love me an Elonch
Elonch by the comand'r September 18, 2021

Elongated Muskrat 

Elon Musks real name
did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro
Elongated Muskrat by anargflarg February 24, 2018

david eason

A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.
Bruh that David Eason has a new mugshot picture, he legit looks like a methed up Lurch.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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